Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Rez Bunny (Canadian)

.....Greasy but well preserver Canada native female who had here mitten bash-out more times in one night then u can count with grade 9 eduction which she doesn't have

Dress like a harlot an filters all here photos in Facebook an Instagram to hide her true personal an acts as she better then everyone

An avg age is 16 to 30 with up 3kids from difffrent baby daddy's

Most Commonly can be seen at trap house or dope dealers vehicles

Spreading for dope an shallowing protein

An ditches here kids for days with random people

That girl is only 17 with six kids what a Rez bunny (Canadian)

by Jonathan the Strange One November 1, 2020

Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee

Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40

by ak4992 January 20, 2023

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 8, 2024

Canadian buttsex

Using animal fat for Anal lube.

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!

by anonymous October 13, 2020