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Monster Gas

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets
Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked
by Ulysses March 25, 2025
mugGet the Monster Gasmug.

Lenox GA

Lenox, GA is a small town full of Ox that are never killed because they are considered sacred. Shit and piss litter the streets as the rotting flesh of Ox plague the roads as one after another are killed by cars. Rats and Roaches infest every home and every store and gas station close at 9pm.
Ohhh shooot that dang ole mud bogging pit is the best around , I Sure do love Lenox GA!
by Chachi45 June 6, 2017
mugGet the Lenox GAmug.

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015
mugGet the Testicular Gasmug.

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024
mugGet the gas-discharge lightmug.

chinese gas attack

I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask
by Hotdogbuns69420penis May 12, 2020
mugGet the chinese gas attackmug.

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
mugGet the retarded clump of gasmug.

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