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Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.
I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.
by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010
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honking troll

similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons

1. Being judgmental

2. Being hypocritical

3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense

Following examples of honking

1. honking 4 times

2. honking lightly 2 times

3. Holding the horn for a period of time

4. Honking repeatedly
sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.
by Protoman00 September 11, 2010
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trolling lure

Pornography used as bait by law enforcement to apprehend your everyday troll or sex offender.
Jesus the troll was setup and apprehended in a sting operation planned and executed by the county sheriff after he illegally downloaded the free "trolling lure" pornography without expressed written consent.
by Bell UH-1 Huey August 15, 2010
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Troll Spam

Although originally defined as an email that is intended to

provoke negative emotions or as a term in gaming,

it can now be referred to ANY online message (repetitive

or not). This can be explained with the use of internet

trolls. Specifically on any website that provides a form of

communication and a page to present opinions on

said form.

The example below is an actual example of Troll Spam from the online website of Youtube. *example is very long*
Bystander: All that dust reminds me of the movie War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.

Anyone agree?

Troll:No one agrees jackass, go crawl in a hole and die with your inbred fucktoy sister you stupid ass-cake douche-monkey.

Bystander: Dude, you really need a life. I don't see how someone could get a kick out of trying to annoy people. It's actually kind of pathetic. I pity you to some extent because it just means that your life is so uneventful that you have to come onto Youtube and troll random people. I realize that this is the Internet, but there has to be some sense of pride and respect for yourself.

Troll: WAAHH, do you wan't some Vagisil for your sore vagina you crybaby douche? Your sister cried like you when I introduced her to anal.

BTW, since you're on your high horse, you're doing the same thing that you're preaching against so fuck off cocksucker

Bystander: Man, I really do feel sorry for you.

Troll: THat's the best you can come up with? Why bother?

Bystander: Yeah, why do I bother? Any comments from you then, are ignored.

Nice try at Troll Spamming.

Bystander: Ignored by who, you? THen why do you keep replying? Shut the fuck up if you can't think of anything smart to say you boring retard, you look like a fool right now.

Troll: faggot.
by Glass Cup August 28, 2010
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Troll

A bitchy and immature girl. In some cases often assumed as a lesbian because they have little to no guy friends, But the truth is they masturbate to pictures of Justin Beiber.
Person 1: Hannah is very cute should i ask her out?
Person 2: Hell no I hate her shes such a fucking troll.
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: She pretends like every guy in the world has AIDS, she hugs and kisses her girlfriends so fucking much! I wonder if shes a lesbian?
Person 1:Nah I heard her talking about Justin Beiber with her friends saying how hot he is.
by Hahahanoobs August 31, 2010
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Trash Trolling

1. Looking through your neighbors trash to see if there's anything that peaks your interest or something that is in good shape that you can use or should be donated to a charity instead of thrown in the dump.

2. Going to a bar or nightclub with the intent to meet some trashy looking character because that's the type you like or in the mood to hang out with.
1. I went trash trolling down the alley this morning and found a recliner that's in really good shape. Only a few stains to get out and spray it with fabric freshener.

2. I'm going trash trolling at the clubs tonight to find a trashy looking person to hang out with or maybe hook up.
by TimLG May 10, 2011
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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID June 16, 2011
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