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kissing passionitly- The Shifters
by Cait &Liam November 23, 2010
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attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
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Stage Shite

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!
by ten523 February 19, 2011
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A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.
-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"
by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011
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Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.
Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.
by DaivRawks September 9, 2011
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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
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A Shitbender

A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.

"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!

Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
by MBTGIYM October 22, 2014
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