Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.
The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.
- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.
- Negative poo at its finest.
by krd April 18, 2014

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.
Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”
by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021

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by DorianPlzSuckMyCock June 10, 2021

My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.
by Descend upon March 8, 2017

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.
I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.
by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016
