Percy Pigs

The legendary M&S sweet that should go down in history.

‘You got any sweets mate?’ ‘Yeah I got some Percy Pigs’

by Girlsworld246 July 20, 2018

Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

by downtowndbrown March 13, 2014

Canadian Pig

An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.

We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.

by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020

Peppa Pig

Get out of your rock and watch Nickelodeon.

Person 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Person 2: Peppa Pig.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: Go to the urban dictionary.

by MommypigSnortSnort October 4, 2019

Guinea Pig

A person used to cash fake checks. The person is usually given a very small amount of money for their part in the scheme. At the same time, the Guinea Pig takes all the blame if caught since they are the ones on camera and the fake checks are typically made with the Guinea Pig's real name. Since the person knew they were committing a crime in the first place, they can't go to the authorities to report the real culprits for fear of getting caught.

Usually poor, young, ignorant girls are targeted and coerced into committing the crime. Sometimes, the scheme is carried out similar to a scam email where the victim legitimately thinks the check is real and they are helping another person in need. However, even if the person is unaware they are trying to cash a fake check and they get away with the money, the bank or institution who cashed the check has the person's name and will charge the person for the amount they cashed out. This will ruin the person's credit and get the person banned most large banks for life. Also, if the victim tries to report the scam, there is a low chance the authorities will believe the victim since it's hard to prove they didn't know the check was fake.

She was given 2 years in prison for her part as a guinea pig in a scam.

by slang4today September 22, 2015