by Sean Connery August 31, 2003
Get the penis mightier mug.What people in New Jersey call the foreskin of the Penis. This was first used in February 2006 by Conan O'brien when describing a ban on circumcisions in that state.
by Andrew Allen February 8, 2006
Get the penis mullet mug.An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
Get the penis waffle mug.Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.
Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.
The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.
The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
by slowride5446 June 17, 2006
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Get the Floating penis mug.a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.
Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?
Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: This sucks penis!
Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: This sucks penis!
by d.murph.girl April 4, 2009
Get the Sucks Penis mug.When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
Example Situation:
John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.
John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.
He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.
There was only one thing.
John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
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