ten-second-tom

Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.

Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!

Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!

by P. Yang February 18, 2006

Tom Jones Jr

Just a little bit hungry (see "Tom Jones")

I ate something for lunch. I am just Tom Jones Jr. right now.

by Terpits August 09, 2007

Southern Tom Selleck

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

by Codaayy-again June 01, 2010

Tom Brady gay

A man who enjoys giving mouth pleasure.

Your Tom Brady gay dude.

by Stanley McGumtion April 16, 2018

Uncle Tom

The friendly uncle who molested you when you were a child who might make you a treky.

Ashton had an uncle tom now that is why he is a homoTrektual

by The uncle tom March 15, 2010

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

by Breadcrust April 07, 2014

Tom Treatment

A commen medical method used by Me to treat patiants that have any illness. It is done by punching someone in the chest, stomach or face. If the patiant doesnt feel better, then the Tom Treatment continues untill patiant says he feels all better, or he/she dies and could not be saved.

"I admire the grace and elegance of the Tom Treatment on my elderly grandmother, but she died. She must have had a bad illness and could not be saved."
"Shut up"

by Tripple T April 16, 2007