mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 10, 2018
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mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 10, 2018
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mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 10, 2018
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Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
by Bleat November 26, 2019
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The dirty mike

It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
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Mike Talks like an Lady

Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao
In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye

Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*
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meatless mike

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017
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