John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

John Reeves

an individual who overuses and abuses certain words and actions, usually ending up as an annoyance and otherwise believing that his action was indeed acceptable

Person 1: dude i just scored tickets to the Devils Game
Person 2: swag
Person 1: even better, they're box seats
Person 2: double swag
Person 3: Dude stop being a John Reeves
Person 2: sorry man, no swag
Person 1: total John Reeves man

by Zeus Bobby Tawn January 7, 2012

John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

by Randomlyly May 20, 2021

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

Johns batty

The creme de la creme of battys out-rivalling and outcompeting any other batty, no matter what size

Charlie and Becky were carriers of the Johns batty.

by TheCreater12 May 12, 2019

John walter

The most sexiest man you will ever find, he is spoiled in money and has a pretty badass jeep that had a very fucked up volume but if he has his Mexican with him that shit will rock, he also has a badass 3000 laptop and is the coolest man ever, he is also loyal and down for everything except if it has beans or tomatoes

Oh John walter just got to cyber

by Baldie ricardy December 21, 2022