Jimmy Kirkland

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you

Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.

Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.

by Caveman K August 10, 2025

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Jimmie Aseude

Jimmie Aseude is someone who has a humongous bank.

His bank looking like Jimmie Aseude.

by SimmyJohny March 8, 2022

Jimmy

An annoying fag who is also the biggest simp

Bro Jimmys simp for that guy over there

by Jamesisasimp July 31, 2020

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005