Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018

Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.

Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.

by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018

Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.

She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.

by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

Ho jacked

When your woman leaves you and takes stuff she is not entitled to.

Couldn't listen to music today because my stereo got ho jacked.

by VmaxKevin May 20, 2019