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I'm gonna kick my dog

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009
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Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.
by Flexxed June 28, 2017
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i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017
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I'm eating your ice cream

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve
Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...
by Birdyfly12 June 6, 2016
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Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.
I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017
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Now that's what i'm talking about

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.
Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !
by Stump cap November 24, 2013
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I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.
OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.
by srae April 8, 2011
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