homes

A retard, another word for "slow" in the retard way.

Nigga you homes fr

by LilJesin June 25, 2020

Go home Johnny

Johnny is a synonym for nobody or an unimportant person.

In this sentence, they tell nobody to go home.

LISA: The Painful OST - Go Home Johnny

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Homes

Homes is another word for homie.

Person 1: Yo what up homes
Person 2. Nothing homes just chilling, you?

by Ronaldo Carrillo August 9, 2023

Saral Home

A *warm* rug underfoot, *comfy* throws, *vibrant* cushions. The one that knows your *style* and gives you just what you need for fuss-free, *simple living*.

“Trading in my crazy weekend plans for the cozy Saral Home life.”

by Saral Home November 25, 2021

Home slice

When your g is also home homie. He also looks like a snack and you want a slice of that ass.

Hop into bed home slice

by Wet flannel October 4, 2020

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019