ghetto spread 

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone

"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"

ghetto spread by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020

ghetto blaster 

Alternately, an ridiculously powerful and loud shotgun, usually a 6 gauge. From the slang word of the same name for a large and loud shoulder-mounted stereo because both can be heard throughout the neighborhood when used.

When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.

ghetto blaster by nokemono October 1, 2006

Ghetto Spread 

What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.

idek a ghetto spread example

Ghetto Spread by chickengirlonhighness September 1, 2020

Ghetto girl 

A ghetto girl is a person-./girl that acts ghetto or wants to be ghetto. They always want to fight talk weird and wear clothes that are not cost that much, They do to much.

" Do you want to fight" " HEY GURL WHAT YOU DOING TODAY HAHA" " What you look at huh that's right nothing"

Molly- hi do you want to be friends?

Ghetto girl- huh girl bye? ..... . HAHA NO I DON"T!

Ghetto girl by Thechickyousee October 31, 2020

Ghetto Spread 

When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.

Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"

Ghetto Spread by SilentSyphon March 31, 2021

Ghetto Princess 

Also: G Princess. A girl that acts like a princess but is really just ghetto.

She acts like she's too good for everybody but she's really just a ghetto princess!

Ghetto Princess by JJR13 May 14, 2008

ghetto geek 

A geeky, white suburban kid, usually between the ages of 13-18 who dresses like their favourite gangstas, in a frantic attempt to show how ghetto they are.

Ghetto geek: DAG YO! Diddy's new album is da shit yo.

Normal person: Look at that kid, with their dollar store bling and their phat farm clothing, they're just a ghetto geek

ghetto geek by pmart4567 February 24, 2007