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lackocoaster face

pronounced (lack-oh-co-stir)
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.
Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*

Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!

Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!
by Ffibi July 23, 2010
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pillow face

those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping
person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.
by mmm...yes August 18, 2009
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face vault

A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.

Really funny when done in real life.
Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!

*Character 1 face vaults*
by Roland Apricot November 26, 2005
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Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
by DevilFan August 29, 2012
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Camel Face

A Jewish/Middle Eastern girl with a long nose, eyes are close together, and a face like a camel.
Women like Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Barbara Streisand all have a camel face.
by bufordo September 6, 2007
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Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period
"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"
by KayJayy May 6, 2010
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Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.
Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.
by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008
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