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Reverse Swamp Donkey 

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
Reverse Swamp Donkey by Sith Lords November 16, 2014

Italian christmas donkey 

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

Double Dutch donkey 

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
Double Dutch donkey by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018

Son of a donkey 

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
Son of a donkey by CapnCole May 13, 2019

The tail is on the donkey 

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

Pin the tail in the donkey 

Erotic reimagination of the popular party game. Female blindfolds male before rotating him 10 full turns. She must then assume the doggy position. It is the goal of the male to pin his 'tail' inside the ass of the mule.
That party last weekend was rad, bro

Dude we can't be friends anymore, the guests all left after you tried to initiate a game of pin the tail in the donkey

Whatever man, that chick took dick like a true hero