crackered

the opposite of niggered. when your approached by a white male and he politely askes you for your money, and you give it to him. homeless are masters of this art, because theyre only going to buy crack with it.

whoa, i just got crackered!!!!

whats up with all these white people asking me for money?

by OutoftheCarGuy May 23, 2009

Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.

Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.

by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009

Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

CrackerDyke

Synonym for Potato Chips

Can i have a bag of crackerdykes with my hamburger please?

by TomsLeftArm May 19, 2010

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.

Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."

by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011