When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
by simpmanager May 28, 2022
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
by phatflyguy December 19, 2013
A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.
Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.
by Crowfucker August 21, 2017
When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 05, 2019
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by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021