butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

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Homo-sapian biscuit bitch

A sad Human who's a dry ass bitch

My cat told me (while currently attached to my genitalia) "you are a fucking homo-sapian biscuit bitch!

by Justice_435 January 19, 2019

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a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!

dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

by [mtn.dew.me] November 09, 2009

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an expression which clearly defines how ridiculously hot it may be in a given location....say Iraq

Why are you sweating? Because it's hotter than a fat bitch in a biscuit in here!

by redeyejedi February 05, 2009

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What Sarah says everyday after someone says idk

Natalie: what's 1+1?
Sarah: idk man something bout a biscuit

by Biscuitlover143 March 09, 2017

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To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.

"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"

by Thewhaler801 February 25, 2016

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Something white people say when they are suprised by something

by Donald_nut August 06, 2018

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