Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

Men’s Afternoon

Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.

Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.

by RustInTheWind August 3, 2024

Before and after event

An event in someone’s life where there life completely changes who that person was before for better or worse

My mom died when I was young, I realise now that was my before and after event.

by Cobaininpain January 6, 2024

I before E except after C

Some shitty propaganda made by satan and his minions.
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:

Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt

wait wtf is a receipt?

I before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after C FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024