Max

a sexy guy to be with good personality, but he's hard to trust, he could get your mother to bed.

Max is a great guy

by Bruhcom November 21, 2021

Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.

Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.

by FROZI October 20, 2020

Max

Usually a fucking god with a big penis, like, astronomical size,at least 10 inch

Half the time the are dickholes with no life

“I just saw max the other day, looking as godly as usual,wish I saw that astronomical cock”

by Bigdicklad January 4, 2023

max garcia

Loves chips.

Person 1: dont you just love max garcia?
Person 2: Yeah i love chips so much!

by Airheart May 23, 2022

Max

Weeb
auch: Audo-Sport-Club Besitzer

"Max der Weeb ist wieder in seinem Audo-Sport-Club am schaffe

by Peter Schmidt February 16, 2024

Max

Insane levels of chat. Sturdy rig and impeccable chopping ability

Max is a top shagger with a long schlong

by Top chat February 11, 2021

Max

Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!

Wow You’re so stupid !

Stop being like max!

by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021