Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

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brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol

That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.

by Dray the great the lover of BS August 13, 2021

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Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.

Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.

by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019

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Brandon Dyer

A person who likes men and enjoys being in the company of naked old men called jimmy

Your such a Brandon Dyer

by James bhhbakneabhdbbz January 3, 2017

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Brandon

He really likes star wars, metal, painting, and his girlfriend. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. The best person you will ever meet. Very funny and pretty

Wow that guy is such a Brandon

by _green_tea_heh April 9, 2022

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