Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011

Wet wipe

Chris

Wet wipe

by just a nigga August 11, 2018

wet poodle

someone's pubic hair after oral sex.

Dude 1: dude i just ate a girl out
Dude 2: Damn how did her wet poodle taste

by madonnacansuckmydick July 20, 2017

Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

wet dans

Wet disposeable towels used exclusively at the bathroom to wipe one's ass. fresko fat google boy

That google boy sounded liquid, you'd better bring your own wet dans, just in case.

by David Gill October 6, 2003

Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"

Maureen is truly one big wet scooter

by jmac4791 December 27, 2007