Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Doctor Who

the best fucking man on the planet earth

I WANNA WATCH DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOO

by RtchetRachael February 2, 2022

faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

that one X(twitter) post created by @ih4teVEVO

this is the great battle between faggy waggy vs niggy wiggy who wins

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Who tf is John Fisher

the average reaction to give when someone says 'slurping it up like john fisher'

Person 1: bro, im slurping it up like john fisher
Person 2: what???? who tf is john fisher???

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025