The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.
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Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019
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A variation of the Uncle Tom, an Uncle Ruckus is not only subservient to the dominant cultural/racial group but makes no attempts to put themselves in a social/economic position that makes them better than their own social group. Outspoken in their beliefs that the inferior racial group deserves to be trampled upon by their betters.
An Uncle Ruckus would often live in miserable conditions in comparison to an Uncle Tom, rejecting offers to be educated or adopt higher social standing by their masters and oppressors to become more respected. In turn they are ignored by the oppressive social/racial groups who sees them as pitiful in trying to gain the respect of the oppressors through putting others in their place.
A variation of the Uncle Tom, an Uncle Ruckus is not only subservient to the dominant cultural/racial group but makes no attempts to put themselves in a social/economic position that makes them better than their own social group. Outspoken in their beliefs that the inferior racial group deserves to be trampled upon by their betters.
An Uncle Ruckus would often live in miserable conditions in comparison to an Uncle Tom, rejecting offers to be educated or adopt higher social standing by their masters and oppressors to become more respected. In turn they are ignored by the oppressive social/racial groups who sees them as pitiful in trying to gain the respect of the oppressors through putting others in their place.
The local uncle ruckus was seen on the street counterprotesting a BLM rally by praising the KKK and Trump, unfortunately not even the most virtulent racist bothered to give the Uncle Ruckus a hi five.
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When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.
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My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.
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