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Horny man

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.
The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period
by odomin8 May 20, 2020
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man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.
Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"
by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009
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Meme Man

A dyslexic millionaire who has a badly-edited 3D. He became a millionaire via the stonk market and has a lot of monet.

Responsible for the creation of many meme templates, like Stonks, Helth, and Mechanik.
Person: I know you! You’re Meme Man!
Meme Man: Cool and good, you have seen one of my tempalats. Wow, the wethur is byutifel today!
by DragoKnight589 June 28, 2020
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Man-Saw

Two men go ass to ass (preferably tied together) cooperating and you using team work thrusting back in forth with a woman on each side of said guy. This simulates the use of a saw. This could be done in different ways.
"Andy you have to stop man-sawing with your friends, it could be very awkward"
by Basssim January 12, 2011
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Stickley Man

A stick person who digs for pudding. Once had an encounter with Stinkoman.
Hey Stickley Man. WHAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?
by Stiffy April 23, 2004
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Man Ladle

The instrument used for distributing Man Gravy. In other terms, a penis.
Tom had a shiny new Man Ladle.

John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.

Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.

Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.
by Ass. Prod. Sully January 26, 2008
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Man Bog

Of or pertaining to the area between genitals and anus.

Also known as: taint, chode, gooch, spaba.
One time this chick totally visited my Man Bog with her tongue.
by Doozer420 November 10, 2011
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