finger magic

A more discreet term for fingering. Often said using a gesture of wiggling one’s fingers upwards.

“So what happened when you hung out with him last night at the beach?”

“Let’s just say there was some finger magic on the beach...”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

Finger Roulette

Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.

Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.

"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."

"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"

"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"

"Sure"

by IridEssence January 20, 2022

finger cousin

The equivalent of a wiener cousin but with fingering a girl instead of having sex with her.

Me and paul became finger cousins last weekend after he fingered gabby.

by mikedyl November 9, 2012

tortilla fingers

A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.

Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"

by fuaXz May 19, 2016

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010