1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.
2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
by cheep81 October 17, 2006
Get the Shithot Fartmug. I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.
PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.
"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....
"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....
"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"
by Mobev May 3, 2006
Get the Shuffle Fartmug. by Yeetpoop man November 29, 2019
Get the Doodoo fartmug. A loud, long, voluminous, and smelly fart, with reference to Acts 2:1-2 in the King James Version of the Bible, where Jesus's disciples are visited by the Holy Spirit in an upper room: "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting."
She: OMG!!! I've never heard a fart go on as long as that and so loud. Open the windows or we'll all suffocate!
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
by ring-tailed roarer June 5, 2010
Get the pentecostal fartmug. Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
by team analplug October 27, 2015
Get the Free-fartingmug. Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
Get the fanny fartmug. A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
Get the pretzel fartmug.