All roads lead to looks

"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take

"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks

It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face

It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general

In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"

"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."

by CorporalCorpses June 30, 2024

Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.

My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.

by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025

Road pimple

Wombat on an Australian road

All most hit a road pimple

That fucking road pimple almost fucked my car

Fucking road pimple

by Dizzy123_4 December 4, 2025

feilder road

A road in clayton county that is know for lots of drugs and the hardest thugs in the state

Feilder road lots of drugs and hardest thugs in the state

by Clay co realiest August 4, 2021

road rules

kick ass show that puts a bunch of people in a winneabago and make them do stuff they'd never do in real life

Road Rules south pacific was crazy!

by stephanie Neubeck July 28, 2003

Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter

Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.

by Dat_slav February 20, 2019

Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

by Heybro... July 18, 2024