walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 25, 2011

Fremen sand walk

The motion one takes on a humid day in order to un-stick their balls from the inside of their leg, Referring to manner in which the Fremen traverse the desert in Dune.

My sack was stuck to my leg the other day, i had to do the Fremen sand walk.

by Das_Jaeger April 22, 2022

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018

spit on it and walk away

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2014

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.

"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"

by Vidar T April 26, 2017