Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Pulling a Cold Play

Getting caught cheating on camera in a public setting or event.

Why did they get divorced? He got caught pulling a Cold Play.

by Ericdd July 19, 2025

Flippin Cold

North Dakota

It’s flippin cold out here!

by Rubbersock February 3, 2025

Cold Taco

Sex act whereby a female inserts ice cubes in her vagina and tops it off with hot sauce, preferably Cholula. Then the male inserts his penis into the prepared cold taco.

Dude, Hailey gave me a wicked cold taco last night. My dick still zinging.

by Sockratease June 19, 2019

cold

i thought it meant cold as in food and beverages. however it apparently means the following:

used to describe (usually a girl) someone attractive and good looking
it means the same as hot in most cases

"Damn! Have you seen how cold she is?"

by IssueIsSliving November 26, 2022

freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying

that’s a freezing cold take

by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021