budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.

by greensunset April 27, 2012

Poochy Boob Syndrome

When you have a bra on that's to small, so your boob pooches out over the bra making one look like a volumptous pirate woman.

Would you look at her boobs, she definitely has some Poochy Boob Syndrome.

by lookatthatsnout June 09, 2015

Zero gravity boobs

Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.

Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.

by Nokersnok July 11, 2019

my boobs hurt

she just wants you to hold her boobs bro

her-“my boobs hurt😞”

you-“want me to massage them”
her-*in head*(yesss😋)

by nikepoush879 April 12, 2022

National boob day

Just whip them out

National boob day
May1st

Just national boob day

May1st

by Dnl May 01, 2022

man boobs the clown

Man Boobs the Clown is a clown who likes to paint entire rooms I'm barbeque sauce. He is often seen at stores like walmart buying large tubs of BBQ

I smell barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs the Clown

by October 29, 2020

tomboy with a dick and no boobs

Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.

Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k

by STABBINGMYEYESOUTWITHASPOON December 20, 2022