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Tea Dance Republican

A homosexual who not only supports the American Republican party (i.e. a Log Cabin Republican, c.f.) but the radical Tea Party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. Portmanteau of Tea Partier and Tea Dance, a mainly East Coast phenomenon of Gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.
Aric: I fully support what the Governor has done to Public Employee Unions. Oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, Jared. We came to the costume party as yuppies... Easiest '80s costumes ever.

John: Ah, a "Tea Dance Republican". I should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)
by RedBeardSean October 29, 2012
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Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and proceed to urinate in each others mouths
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful last night!
by Sloppy Moe December 9, 2008
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tea bitch

TEA BITCH,
Simon Read
3RD CLASS DUE TO LACK OF TEA IN BED!
by OUIJY February 9, 2004
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Boston Tea Party

While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.
In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.
by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010
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cup o' tea

An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.
"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
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Peach Blossom Tea

A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.
A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.
by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019
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Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.
Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004
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