1. A really good friend and is very kind and respectful but also funny and relaxed
2. A vile beast who is less then human and reeks of body Oder
2. A vile beast who is less then human and reeks of body Oder
by Gravysauce99 May 22, 2024
Get the Soamoan slugger mug.When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.
Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”
by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024
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When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.
by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024
Get the Skin Smuggling mug.An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.
"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."
by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025
Get the attribute smuggling mug.Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)
by Word393838393 September 10, 2025
Get the Cucumber Smuggler mug.A white or non black person who secretly dates or is dating a black person and doesn't want their family to know about it, so they are very secretive about it
by whitepatriot77 December 22, 2025
Get the Brownie Smuggler mug.Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
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