When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
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Get the Sleep mug.A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
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Get the Sleeping bag shuffle mug.imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
Get the sleep monkeys mug.An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.
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Get the Sleep Anxiety mug.I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.
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Get the sleep hubris mug.Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping
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