Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”

by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

Sleep

To sleep means to meet in about one hour

Me and my friend tell each other we're gonna sleep, one hour later we play Roblox

by Troll056769 May 14, 2020

Sleep Bragging

Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.

Doug is on the couch Sleep Bragging again. I don't want to wake him but I can't hear the movie.

by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023

sleep repellent

Synonym for cocaine.

I need some Sleep Repellent to avoid going to bed.

by ToastMafia1990 June 21, 2019

Died in their sleep

When a person online gets banned and no one bothered to repost or make any effort to preserve their videos or posts. Therefore they cease to exist.

I wish MontyAnimations was still around but they were never famous and I can’t find their videos anymore. I guess they died in their sleep.

by chickenairfried August 3, 2024

Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!

I would like to go to sleep before 3am.

by Julessssssss January 23, 2017