Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

Sleep Anxiety

An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.

I got over my Sleep Anxiety by exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

permanently sleeping

A way for killers to describe a crime scene when they are caught

Bob: Why is there a dead body on the floor???
Killer: uhhh... I found him here and now he is permanently sleeping

by wait why am i here March 18, 2023

South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.

“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag

by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023

Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023