road commode

The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog June 20, 2016

road annoyance

When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .

A step down from road rage

I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .

by Road annoyance February 26, 2017

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022

Road Crosser

An adventurous, risk-taker who marches to the beat of his own drum

Look at Ben! I want to be as cool as his Mom is, he's such a Road Crosser

by MadMaxGB May 16, 2020