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Rage-jack

when one gets stressed out and is in need of releasing stress by jacking off (also known as masturbating).
hahaha, you should rage-jack!
by Montelonti April 16, 2011
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Rage Sell

When a nerd sells an item after realizing it's value has dropped dramatically. Usually occurs after said nerd spends at LEAST 15 minutes raging about the item.
Rich - "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
Rich - "STUPID RUNES!"
Rich - "Gotta Rage Sell to cut my freaking losses"
by Coools April 22, 2011
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Rage Smoke

When you rip a bong so hard and fast that you may either: suck the flame out; or (far more likely) inhale so much smoke you cough for several minutes.
Bill: *cough* *cough* *cough*

John: dude, you just rage smoked that bong!
by JPeels14 May 2, 2011
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Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^
1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey
by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010
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Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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rage-month

the month of rage, friendship, and fun.
rage-month
by timothy57 July 5, 2010
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Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
by aandc August 29, 2010
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