Old Town Road is a song written by Lil Nas X originally. After it's debut on TikTok, the song became a massive success and later became a remix with Billy Ray Cyrus. Later down the line, this song got remixed again... and again... and again. Till he can't no more.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.
People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.
Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.
I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.
People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.
Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.
I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
Kenny: You heard that Old Town Road song?
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
by latrelljennings July 19, 2019
by Nibbagg2 May 02, 2019
Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 04, 2021
Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.
Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
by Gluten-free since 93 January 11, 2022
To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021