package teaser 

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

package teaser by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

Packergasm 

The feeling that is elicited when a player from the Green Bay Packers has a big play, the team wins, or something exciting happens in the game of football that benefits the Green Bay Packers.

"That 108 yard punt return by rookie Randall Cobb definitely gave me a Packergasm."

Packergasm by ppppackerz September 9, 2011

packles

1. A person or persons who covets the possessions of other including but not restricted to: personal effects, personal phrases, personality traits, beverages, food, cigarettes, and marijuana, and makes amazingly bad passes at women.

2. A person that doesn't care about personal appearance, is amazingly lazy, and for an all intents and purposes is a bitch.

3. Packs of Elves.

I can't believe she packled all of my beer.

I can't believe he packled all my gange.

They just packled all of my shit.

Hey quit packling my stuff man.

Quit being packles, packles.

packles by jyesman November 29, 2011

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

Gay Bay Fudge Packers by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

packalander 

a person who whistles at young girls knowing they will never get a date.

This guy just hit on me on the street, what a packalander

packalander by Ansel A. September 26, 2008

Packerele 

The original name for gum, changed after a WWI German soldier who came along and exhibited ALL the traits of packerele. (His last name was Gum)

Hey have you seen that soldier Gum? He exhibits all the traits of packerele - being chewed, smashed up, other things that happen in battle. We should name it after him.

Packerele by JPorpoise April 11, 2011

Packington 

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho

Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device

Packington by ursubpar October 13, 2022