Mistah Phone

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.

"Mistah Phone."

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

by YeetController December 13, 2014

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

Phone

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered

2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”

Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you

by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023

Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 3, 2020