Cold Camping

When your hands are cold so you masturbate to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by CH33KC14PP3R420 August 17, 2025

fake cold boy piss

The opposite of real hot girl shit

Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss

by Superb Marco Frog February 20, 2024

roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...

"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!

by Roger Spires March 25, 2023

cold cutting

the process of getting take away drinks from a coffee shop and then sitting at outside tables or on the pavement in the middle of winter to avoid paying the ridiculously high VAT rate in the UK.

Guy 1: mate i really want a coffee but im like 20p short
Guy 2: thats cool man we can just do some cold cutting at starbucks
Guy 1: but its so cold!

by .brownie March 2, 2011

cold thunder

A threat to a person that you’ll absolutely fuck them up

1: ur so stupid
2: shut up fuckass
1: you about to feel this cold thunder

by botnigs October 28, 2023

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018