The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

ass-sexual

A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.

My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.

by LivingLanguage May 17, 2016

ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.

.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass

by skengdzo June 2, 2021