Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

by Fart_smella July 24, 2024

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

Morin Undersave

Morin is a character in the undertale AU, Undersave. She is usually stupid and loves games.

Guy 1: Omg is that Morin Undersave?!
Guy 2: From the undertale au named undersave?!

by Google en passantHolyhellnewre August 12, 2024

morging

when you piss on your self and use it as lube

i was morging last night

by anonymous December 29, 2024

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

Morbing

The act of clawing like a feral beast on your cock untill it bleeds and spews semen

BRO ARE YOU MORBING RIGHT NOW WITH OUT ME!?!?!?!?

by Rellik9001 January 24, 2025

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025