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New moon

the new moon . North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... that when heaven will arrive puchui needed this information to reach heaven but he didn't really need the new moon he needed the gravity of it he used his new stand c moon to change the gravity of a frame he stuck himself in to reach the spot he needed to reach and that when heaven arrived a new stand was formed made in heaven
North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes...

Go there and wait for the New Moon...

That's when Heaven will come.
by my mom grounded October 22, 2020
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Kentucky Moon Pie

When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.
Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.
by Underseige89 August 17, 2021
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unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
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Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.
by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023
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Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016
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crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.
The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.
by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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