Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.

Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.

by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006

massive school massacre

caused by boredom becaus of blockage of games

every minute of everyday in school is massive school massacre

by joey lee bob December 1, 2010

Heat and Mass Transfer

An extremely nerdy euphemism for masturbation. Used mostly by engineering students.

Student #1: "Hey man what are your plans for tonight."
Student #2: "Nothing much. Just gonna study and then some quick Heat and Mass Transfer. Same as always."

by arachnidred August 14, 2011

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016