Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.

why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why

by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010

Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019

Mike Le grys

Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.

Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.

by Synyster17 November 7, 2022

Mike

Mike Hunt

You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt

by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

mike starcher

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019