Mexican A Team

a team of a few that do what many cant.

Yo, that Mexican A Team cut down that forest in 12 minutes.Dam, you think that'd take all day.

by BC21286 May 22, 2006

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mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

by jaws June 11, 2006

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Mexican Tail Whip

After performing anal sex with a condom, whip your partner across the face with the cum-filled, shit-covered condom. It may or may not be accompanied by the phrase "I challenge you to a duel!"

1. Last year on my trip to Mexico, a cute civilian, named Pedro, gave me a Mexican Tail Whip.

2. Jovce finally got into his girlfriend's ass. After finishing, and without her knowing, he performed the Mexican Tail Whip. He will never get a piece of that ass again.

by The Dragon Fam March 27, 2009

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mexican blumpkin

A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.

I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.

by vexxie March 24, 2004

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Mexican Tuxedo

A black turtleneck or otherwise long-sleeved shirt worn with black pants. Occasionally worn for performance events such as avant-garde ensemble pieces or low-grade High School events.

"Your costume isn't ready yet so you may have to take pictures in your ensemble costume."
"There is NO WAY I am having pictures taken in a Mexican tuxedo!"

by LauraNYC February 13, 2008

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